Have You Eaten at McDowell’s?

“Look . . . me and the McDonald’s people, got this little misunderstanding.  See, they’re ‘McDonald’s.  I’m McDowell’s.  They got the golden arches.  Mine’s the golden arcs.  They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick.  We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onion.  But, they use a sesame seed bun.  My buns have no seeds.”